Somewhere – it could be in
France, it could even be in – there is an
old town with a wonderful square containing a covered market and half-timbered
And in the square sits an inviting tearoom, advertising on its sign a selection of teas, brunch and lunch.
But when you get there - although it is a Saturday, a light is on and someone appears to be moving about inside - the tea shop is closed.
You are persistent. You rap on the window.
A slim woman comes to the door to say that the establishment is not open. But you insist, charmingly of course, that you have travelled all this way especially, and all you want is a cup of her famous tea, oh please, is it not possible?
And you enter the room with its comfy chairs and sofas overlaid with throws and the odd teddy bear or two, with knick-knacks and curios in the corners, and while savouring the view over the marketplace you pour tea from teapots large enough to provide each individual with six cups.
You visit the loo, leaf through one of the many antique books you’ve taken down from the shelf, try on several of the hats from the old-fashioned hat-stand. By the time you’ve re-emerged, your hostess has carried out a delicious-looking fruit pie. “It’s just from the oven,” she announces.
And you think, if this tearoom is not open, who exactly is this pie for? And you ask her, and she answers that she is cooking for a party of fifteen people here this evening.
Oh, you say, dumbly. Does she actually open in the evening?
Bien sûr, she says, though you scratch your head at the thought of the sign outside that loudly proclaims tea but makes no mention of dinner. So could we come here for dinner on Monday, you ask. Of course, she says, but you must tell her now which meat you would prefer, souris d’agneau (lamb shank) or coquelet (chicken).
And you indeed arrive on Monday, to find the place transformed into an enchanting candlelit room, your table laid with a centrepiece of ceramic rabbit propped on an old leather-bound book entitled Les Voyages, each place set with a napkin held together by a clothespeg, each knife resting on a small comma-shaped aubergine. And after your mouth-watering lamb and chicken, and your course of local cheeses, you head to the dessert table to help yourself too liberally to the clafoutis, berry pie, chocolate cake and compote of dried fruit so laced with booze that she calls it her bombe atomique.
And you learn that this cook extraordinaire with her refined and caring manner does this all on her own, that she moved here from Paris some three years ago having fallen in love with the town and the premises she now occupies with the view across the square. You sense that this is her raison d’être, her passion, that she does not need to publicise her dinners, that clients simply find her in much this way: they want a cup of tea, they see a light, they tap on the window…